

I have a huge soft spot for the Regina, a four-door sedan with woodie panelling. Instead, I go for instant gratification and keep blowing my crimecash on whims, fancies, and follies. I didn't have the patience to save up for a supercar across yonks of casual play. Most of my big money has gone into properties to access new types of crime plus a few solid workhorse vehicles (an armoured Kuruma, a Buzzard chopper, and a Gargoyle bike).

I'm only an occasional player and tend to potter about, so it's rare for me to have a load of cash. And yet, I am still proud of my garage of garbage and wish to show you what I've been suffering through. I have amassed sensible family cars, crapmobiles, and racing hearses when I could have been travelling with style, speed, and luxury. If I'd known GTA Online's expensive cars were actually great, not just flashy, I wouldn't have spent literal years of ill-gotten gains on novelty cars and wacky trash. I've heard it's a good car and, being flush with cash from the recent giveaways, I thought I'd treat myself to one. This week in GTA Online, the shiny Dewbauchee Vagner supercar has a tidy 35% discount.
